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spenceromg:

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

(via officialqueenbae)

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via jellynips)

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game
breakinq:

vertical/personal
sunnyinwisconsin:

colossaltitan:

calypso53:

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere
danielodowd:

gadisonmaside

condom:

ITS SO HOT WHEN BOYS DRESS UP OR ARE IN NICE CLOTHES I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS THIS IS A FACT

(via manipulistic)

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

(via vale--decem)

toxiic-em0tions:

teenfuckingspirit:

justpavlovsdog:

velveteen-sluts:

go to hell for heavens sake

∆ND SHE’S BUYING ∆ ST∆IRW∆Y TO HE∆VEN

FUCK FOR SATAN


ॐ We’re all mad here ॐ

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